no words
If this is true…what the fuck.
(Source: futuristicmuser)
This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.”
-Sketch
— The Office
i guess you never really know the true colors immediately.
My two midterms
Am I ever going to achieve getting a CPA certification?
How the hell am I going to pay for the prep course on my own?
How the hell am I going to pay for additional schooling for my certification?
How the hell am I going to pay for the actual CPA?
Not following through with future plans; being the letdown
Life after graduation
The female gender; I think it’s time to move on
Can I handle this new job?
Parents, nothing wrong with them, but as I grow older, I feel like I can’t give back to them.